Today, the world woke up to the news that the world's most exclusive (and dangerous) club has a new member. It is certainly joyous news, and I would like to extend my heartiest congratulations to the brilliant North Korean scientists and spies who made this happen.
Big ups should also go to the esteemed leader Kim for having the foresight and gumption to go through with this in spite of threats of sanction and war and wholesale condemnation by mankind. By doing what he did, he has certainly shown that he trancends mankind and godhood and demonhood and whatever hoods (including the ones on a car), and rightly deserves the blind adulation wrought upon him by his countryman. Even before this defining moment, he has shown more than enough greatness by gaining such respect even by starving his people.
Another big plus from this nuclear test is the fact that Mr. Kim's status as an international leader has been elevated. He can now claim equal footing with George W. Bush as a leader of a nuclear nation, and the rivalry can now begin properly. Now that they are rivals, we the little people can get some real entertainment, for it looks like it will go a long way. They might even possibly be still at it when both make their way down to their huge specially reserved penthouse in hell. Please do keep in mind though, they will be in hell only because their godlike qualities will make heaven or purgatory too comfortable for their liking, macho men that they are.
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